Simon Cowell Vapes! (American Idol, X-Factor)

Simon Cowell is now a vaper. The American Idol and X-Factor genius has started vaping in order to cut down on smoking tobacco cigarettes for his son, Eric.

Simon Cowell Vaper
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Simon Cowell, Genius/Vaper

Simon Cowell is now a part-time vaper. It’s true! The man best known for American Idol, X-Factor, blessing the world with One Direction, sporting the same haircut for three decades, and wearing white t-shirts 345 days a year has taken up vaping.

The impetus for Simon Cowell’s lifestyle change is his two-year old son, Eric. Being an upstanding human and better than 98 percent of the world, he does not want to smoke cigarettes around his son and has been trying to cut down on his 80-fags-a-day habit.

My driver was on 40-a-day and he has cut out smoking completely. I’m on 80-a-day now. It’s a step in the right direction. I don’t smoke in front of Eric for obvious reasons.

- Simon Cowell

Unfortunately, The Sun did not report on what type of vaping gear Simon Cowell is using. Do you think he’s on a tube mod or a box mod? Is he rocking a sub-ohm tank or an RDA? These are pertinent questions that The Sun needed to get answers to!

I’ve reached out to X-Factor’s US PR firm in order to try to learn what type of vaping gear he uses. For now, we’ll all have to be satisfied with the fact that he finds vaping to be an effective and enjoyable form of tobacco harm reduction.

The Vape has been successful. It’s a good one, it tastes nice and sweet. I have smoked for a long, long time and sometimes it is just habit. But these things do help. It is quite sexy, it is big and chunky.

- Simon Cowell

What Do You Think Simon Vapes?

I’m a longtime fan of Simon Cowell. He’s better than me. It’s highly likely that he’s better than you. I was thrilled to learn that he’s now a vaper. This means more years of his greatness, but more importantly it means that a truly great man views vaping as a legitimate and effective way to stop smoking tobacco cigarettes.

Out of curiosity, what kind of vaping gear and e-liquids do you think Simon Cowell enjoys? Please leave your ideas in the comments section.


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  • Louise Reeves

    I spent over $70 on vaping stuff and it was a total waste of money. It makes me choke and gag. And it’s not much better than cigarettes-reports are saying the oils in the liquid can cause popcorn lung, a fatal disease.

    • frizzybob

      R u trolling ?

      • ChrisR

        Sounds like a trol. Oils? Bwahahahah

    • Brendan Hughes

      Which reports? Have you looked into the validity of them? Do you know what popcorn lung is and what causes it? You should find out. Then you’ll find that the chemical in question is not used in e liquids.
      You say you have spent over $70 on vaping but maybe you are doing it wrong. Maybe you were not informed correctly about replacing the coil. There are many things that you might be unaware of and the best thing to do is reserch. Take your equipment to a different shop and get advice from someone else. Find a flavour that tickle your tastebuds and do something positive with your new found information. Don’t be looking for an excuse to go back to smoking they cause far more and far worse damage than any lies you tell yourself.

    • Sorry to hear you had a negative experience. Like anything else, vaping isn’t for everyone. It’s also possible that you didn’t find the right setup for you. I’m curious to hear about the “reports” you’re listening to about the “oils in the liquid.” I think you need to educate yourself more about the realities of vaping.